^[1]That’s right, KFC, as in Colonel Sanders, is now in the business of repairing potholes. ^[2]The asphalt repairs will have the KFC logo chalked into them and the company is rolling out the initiative as a marketing/PR campaign. According to the press release “for more than half a century, KFC has “filled up” its fans with the Colonel’s world famous, freshly prepared fried chicken. Today…KFC is celebrating its continued dedication to freshness by launching a pilot infrastructure renewal program, becoming the first-ever corporate sponsor of “fresh”ly “filled up” potholes in up to five major cities across the U.S.”

Yummmm.